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Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.
"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"
Has a huge cube head, looks like fucking Frankenstein.
“Ayo, is that Frankenstein?”
“Nah, that’s William Palmer and his stupid fucking noggin”
A cocktail consisting of Mountain Dew and Iced Tea.
I blacked out last night and woke up with a little bit of poop on my dick after a night of pounding Adrenaline Palmers.
1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke
Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers
Leona has her own brand called Palmers. And copies Emma in her assigments. And loves Yoda.
I love the Leona Palmer brand!!!
1/2 and 1/2 iced tea and lemon lime powerade.
excellent at curing hangovers.
i was literally ded this morning after drinking all night til i chugged back a few powerade palmers.
Ellie Palmer is one of the hugest slags known to mankind, however, still manages to have absolutely zero intercourse. Has a weird phobia of spinach, and regularly cries for no apparant reason. Not saying she shouldn't deserve to be here, but society also wouldn't be apposed to her disappearance.
She's such an Ellie Palmer, cant believe she hasn't had sex in 19 years.