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A mix of Pasta featuring Bacon, Chicken, Cheese and sometimes Tuna.
Is Steven enjoying his Pasta Mix?
When you have a dream that is you doing something boring/banal that you would do in real life, like cooking pasta.
Kate: last night I dreamt that I was flying on a broom and I flew to the moon. I could see the atmosphere around earth! It was flippin' amazing.
Phil: I never have any interesting dreams. I just get pasta dreams. Last night I dreamt that I was mopping my floor. Then I woke up and had to do more chores.
Kate: That's rough, Buddy.
Whenever you shit in your swim trunks, causing a noodle-like shit string to come out the other side of the fishnet lining.
Did you hear? Garfield made Choclate Pasta in his swim trunks yesterday at the pool!
When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless
"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"
Circle of men nut on pasta last one to nut eats the pasta.
You won't know what's nut and what's cheese. Soggy pasta is a soggy soggy tortilla but with pasta instead.
What happens at a pastabilities party when you eat to much pasta.
Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!
you can use it as a catch phrase if some one rostes you. it is the ultimate comeback.
it may also be a sort of pasta.
Bob: you mom gay
Kent: no u
Bob: *pulls out an uno switch card.
Kent: you mum Pasta Penne