1. Large vibrating dildo...LARGE!!!
1. Derived from BBC "Coupling" Season 2, Episode 2 "My dinner in Hell"
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Patrick Stump is the lead vocalist for the Chicago based band Fall Out Boy
His full name is Patrick Martin Stump(h)
He and Joe Trohman(guitarist for FOB) met at a Borders Bookstore on accident and Fall Out Boy was formed soon after.
NOTE: PATRICK DOES NOT LIKE BEING CALLED "PAT", BECAUSE IT IS HIS MOTHERS NAME
adj: Chubby, cute, talented
Patrick Stump's sideburns are adorable
Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz are best friends
No, Patrick has never had voice lessons, his amazing talent is natural
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A pinhead
Patrick star: Who you calling a pinhead
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Quite possibly the sexiest man alive. Every mans girlfriend falls asleep thinking about him
Plays McDreamy on the hit show Grey's Anatomy
Hot, caring, loving, and ages like fine wine
Omg did you see Patrick Dempsey in the new Grey's episode?
Yessss! I swear he gets hotter every day
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The Dan Patrick is code for double penetration. The term was coined by Tampa Bay (FL) radio host Drew Garabo. When talking to female callers Drew will ask them if they have ever participated in DP while keeping the FCC at Bay.
Caller: I had a threesome last Tuesday.
Drew: Did you receive the Dan Patrick?
Caller: Yes. I am double stuffed with Irish goodness.
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(n) this is the situation when a guy walks in on another guy petting his tiger, spamming the ham, corning the beef, shucking the corn, wipping the cork, choking the chicken, spankin the monkey, polishing the samurai sword, TAMING THE DRAGON aka...beating off or masturbating and thoroughly enjoying it by acting like "a deer in headlights" by staring at his erect penis for like 20 seconds.
In late October, a man named Jacob Itch was spamming the ham in his Ohio State dorm and accidently left his key in the door. Then, Pete Brugger opened the door pulled a "Patrick Briggs." That was the last day we talked to Pete
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When you're about to do drugs, and your ghost brother punches you to get the drugs out of your mouth, with it being the first contact you had with him since he died.
Klaus: PSYCHE!! (shoves drugs in mouth)
Ben:(punches Klaus) (drugs go everywhere)
Klaus: DUDE! You just Patrick Swayze'd me!
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