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your balls,ya know your nuts
I will kick you right in the peach sack!
17👍 7👎
someone who is so drunk dat they think peaches are sober
Kory: Hey Karli, yer drunk
Karli: NO im not im sober as a peach!!!
17👍 7👎
A pristine and fragrant vagina that resembles a halved and pitted peach in its texture, taste and fragrance.
I sure likes me a spoon of peach cobbler after dinner.
87👍 50👎
They're this really fun band from new York that cracks me up. You gotta love the music (especially "Who's Got the Crack?"). Adam Green has put out a couple solo albums as well as Kimya Dawson. My friend talked to Kimya Dawson online. She's apparently very nice. Plus she sang backup on "How It Should Be (Sha Sha)", which is this really rad song by Ben Kweller.
The Moldy Peaches make me happy. Especially the songs "Lucky #9" and "NYC's Like a Graveyard".
I like it when my hair is poofie. I like it when you slip me a roofie. I like it when...you've got the crack. WHO'S GOT THE CRACK?
38👍 20👎
sum dumb bitch who manages to get her fuckin self kidnapped by some gay turtle named bowser. she's a total dick
Princess Peach : save me mario!
Mario : Not this time bitch
50👍 27👎
EXTREMELY stretched out butthole due to excessive anal sex.
Jim: I was bangin' this girl last night and man she had such a peach ring, my dick just slid right in.
Jay: Good thing i only let her give me head!
56👍 32👎