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The art of blowing your load around someone’s neck to simulate a pearl necklace.
Sanjaya loves his new fabulous pearl necklace.
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the fine art of shooting pearls found in the bottom of easy way drinks. 'shooting' is usually perfomed with an oversized straw also available at the easy way bar.... Pearls are often 'gooey' as this helps them stick more efficiently
pearl shooting at passing shore boys hats.
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This is result of recently attending a Pearl Jam concert.
Hey Brad, did you get your Pearls Jamed this weekend?? Yea kick ass concert!!!
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A woman's vibrator made famous from HBO's Sex and The City. It has clit-stimulating bunny ears and G-spot stimulating swirling pearls.
Who needs a man when you have a Rabbit Pearl?
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When a man ejaculates onto his first before punching his partner in the face with the be-seamened hand!
The bitch was complaining about my rough treatment of her, so I gave her the ol' pearl knuckleduster!
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When someone is in a psychotic rage and they have sand in their vagina.
"What is wrong with you buddy"? "Are you making a pearl or something"?
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A pearl muslim is when a man repeatedly ejaculates on a woman so many times that the only part of her body not covered with semen is her face (the jiz acts like a hijab, the typical wear for Muslim women where only her face is viewable). "Hijab" translates to "curtain" so this may also be referred to as Pearl Curtain.
Sean: Wow, I came so much last night I gave that girl a Pearl Muslim.
Gracie: That's gross!
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