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This is result of recently attending a Pearl Jam concert.
Hey Brad, did you get your Pearls Jamed this weekend?? Yea kick ass concert!!!
A woman's vibrator made famous from HBO's Sex and The City. It has clit-stimulating bunny ears and G-spot stimulating swirling pearls.
Who needs a man when you have a Rabbit Pearl?
When a man ejaculates onto his first before punching his partner in the face with the be-seamened hand!
The bitch was complaining about my rough treatment of her, so I gave her the ol' pearl knuckleduster!
When someone is in a psychotic rage and they have sand in their vagina.
"What is wrong with you buddy"? "Are you making a pearl or something"?
A pearl muslim is when a man repeatedly ejaculates on a woman so many times that the only part of her body not covered with semen is her face (the jiz acts like a hijab, the typical wear for Muslim women where only her face is viewable). "Hijab" translates to "curtain" so this may also be referred to as Pearl Curtain.
Sean: Wow, I came so much last night I gave that girl a Pearl Muslim.
Gracie: That's gross!
when a man ejaculates on a girl's neck & chest
He gave his lady a "pearl necklace" in the bedroom last night.
pear necklace is when you are titty fucking her and you cum all over her neck and it looks like a pearl necklace
hey ladies would you like a pearl necklace its free