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slang term for a woman's vagina.
I would love to bury my face in that chick's sushi pillow.
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Sexual services offered at hotels. A slang term used to refer to prostitution services provided by hotels, to allow guests to be discreet when requesting said services.
"Do you do pillow service?"
"Yes sir, what's your preference?"
"You look nice ;)"
or
"Do you do pillow service?"
"No I fucking don't, you disgusting fuck"
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a lesbian who is a bottom and/or a sub. likes to be dominated <3
my gf such a pillow princess bruh 😭
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The sexual act of sticking your woman's (or man's in homosexual couples) hair to the pillow via a shot full of semen onto the pillow, then laying their head on it to dry.
Jane: I had to cut my hair!
John: Why did you?! It looked great!
Jane: No, Brian gave me a sticky pillow last night. It was awful the next morning. Do you know how heavy pillows are when hanging from your hair?
John: Oh, that's quite unfortunate.
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A super sweet and charming young man. Usually very good in bed and most likely smart and funny.
Any female who openly calls a male friend "asspillow" will almost always secretly crave gobbling down his man juice.
I call Jimmy an ass pillow but the truth is I just want him to pull my hair and do me from behind while calling me a dirty slut. Teeheehee!
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People who are overly melodramatic.
An example is a person who believes that everything you need is love, then gets a crush, hugs a pillow, and say that it's "true love" already, even when only two weeks have passed. Then they break up after a few months, saying that they're not meant to be. Then she's seen with another guy, or at least has rumors about her liking another guy.
So much for "love takes time", and ironically, they love saying that too.
And, when asked what love is, they give out crappy definitions like "Love is blind, love is pure" or "Love is life", which aren't even definitions.
Some even say that "Love can't be defined, and that's it", But, they themselves claim to know if they're in love, even though they can't define it.
Another example is someone who thinks that just because she had a crush on a person for a long time, it's love, and goes to her bedroom to hug a pillow and blush like hell.
Freaking TV character wannabes.
Pillow hugger: OMG HE IS SOO CUTE! OMG IT'S LOVE! *hugs pillow*
Your mom's a pillow hugger.
Freaking pillow huggers.
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breast mama they're called breasts...and everybody has em
"GASP! i can see your dirty pillows!!"
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