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When a man mounts a woman on his shaft and begins to spin her in mid air. Like a pin wheel.
Dude, did you hear? Fred gave Jamie a Polish Pin Wheel last friday.
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a game played by jews, rather than pin the tail on the donkey.
The Jew across the street invited me to play pin the nail on the jesus, but i told him hell no.
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You pick up a chick in a bar and you are so horny that you decide to bang her in the field behind the bad. That is where the surprise comes in to play. While pounding her, you don't notice that your swinging ball sack is hitting the ground, which happens to be covered in pine needles. Ouch....doesn't even cover it.
"I was boning this bitch behind O'Tooles and ended up with a Pin Cushion Surprise. I'm still picking pine needles off my ball sack."
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Pin Twins are two people who are bowling next to eachother, and after throwing the first ball, they are left with the same pin order.
Jon- *throws first ball* awww a 7-10 split.
Mark- *throws first ball*- awww a 7-10 split.
Jon- Hey, we're pin twins!
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When you're about to have sex with a girl on her period... you turn out the lights so it's dark, flip her around into the doggystyle position, bend her over, pull her tampon out, and attempt to stick it in her ass in the dark as if you were blind folded and trying to pin the tail on the donkey. Upon completion, sex is mandatory but the return of the tampon to the vagina and/or Donkey Punch is optional.
"Dude, my girl was on the rag last night so I had to play a little "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" to get a piece.
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A boudoir game where the male participant is blindfolded with a dildo strapped to his forehead. He must crawl around the room trying to find his female counterpart based only on his ability to track her "Scent Of A Woman". He must find her in the shortest possible time and insert the dildo while proclaiming "HOO-AH!" in the loudest possible voice.
"I hurt my head playing Pin The Tail On Pacino last night. I thought it was Danielle but it was actually the wardrobe. Now I've got a dildo-bruise on my forehead."
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The Pin-Stripe Club: A jocular Illinois expression referring to ex-politicians who wind up in country-club prisons on charges of corruption and wear "pin-stripe" looking jump suits.
"Will he be the latest in a long line of former Illinois Governors to be sent to the Pin-Stripe Club?