pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.

Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.

Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth

Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿.

a pistol emoticon. really bro

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. (-_-) i want to do this