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Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Lauren
Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Lauren
While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
Being caught up in something that is way over one's head. Being "pistol deep" in something means there is a severity and gravity to a situation should not be taken lightly. Often used to refer to someone being in the depths of a addiction, on the run from authorities, or anyone who feels trapped in a situation with no way out. The stakes of being in a "pistol deep" situation are normally very high. This pistol part of the "pistol deep" is meant to emphasize this severity, giving a connotation that things could turn fatal or end badly.
I heard the mob is looking for Jessie, man he's really pistol deep in that shit.
The process of shooting out bullets of cum with a brief time period between, similar to how a semi-automatic pistol shoots. This is whilst you are sitting on the toilet pissing.
She was surprised when I pulled my new move, the pisser pistol in the costco bathroom.
When a man blows his load under water. I.e. Orgasm
I unleashed my fish pistol when I was swimming last night bro, it was amazing.
Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job
2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.
pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. (-_-) i want to do this