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A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.
I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.
this planet once orbited Saturn and Uranus, but it got too close that Saturn and Jupiter's gravity took it and throwed it out of the solar system, but Jupiter and Saturn ejected it around 4 billion years ago. It is though to be similar to Uranus and Neptune
Person 1:i miss fifth giant (planet).
Person 2: what even is that?
That woke vegan friend we all have who cares so much about the planet that she pulls out her metal straws at every cafe. She legit has sleepless nights just in case her wet and dry waste are not segregated correctly. She’s all heart and does small acts of love for the planet, like upcyling eco-friendly recycled plastic waste into packaging material.
“You love the planet more than your boyfriend, you’re just like love beauty and planet
Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter
Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!
Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.
planet Nopholophogus is a suger rush candy land planet created by Moriah Elizabeth in her "Maker Art With The NEW Poscas"
"Hey did you watch Moriah Elizabeth's new video?" "planet Nopholophogus?" "YUHHHHH"
Basically a iPad kid who has a planet profile picture with a face on it. These kids normally have a solar system that isn't real but digital, eg. Siblings, parents, digital friends, or just completely made up except their own planet. These can post either animations or most likely, space videos that are still animations.
I found a planet pfp youtuber and it's content is nice!
A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."
"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."