pod surfing

When one aimlessly searches through random Itunes podcasts, in hopes of finding a good one.

Last night I was so bored, I went pod surfing for 2 hours.

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Faux-pod

A personal MP3 player (usually cheaper)that is not an Apple brand Ipod.

I bought this Faux-pod, because the Ipod Touch was too expensive.

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Fraud-pod

Any sort of mp3 player that isn't an ipod, but tries really hard to look like one to the point of being fraudulent. A poser mp3 player. A cheap imitation of any reputable brand. Fraud-pod is to ipod, as Jokely is to Oakley.

Ken-Jone: Hey, check out my new mp3 player! Isn't it swell?!
Aspen: Man, that's just a lame fraud-pod. You probably stole that from a bum on the street.
Ken-Jone: They're called "street people," okay.

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Pod-flop

When you are exercising at the gym and feel really cool....listening to your tunes on your Ipod....feeling like Rocky and then all of the sudden, your Ipod falls on the treadmill or the stairstep machine or elliptical machine and all your confidence just falls to the floor.

I was on the stairstep machine exercising away to my tunes on my Ipod and feeling fine when all of the sudden, I experienced a Pod-flop when my Ipod slipped, fell, pulled my headphones and hat off and made me feel like a total loser.

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Diaper pod

A fully loaded disposable diaper taped shut often resembling a football.

Oh no! The dog grabbed the diaper pod out of the trash.

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Fa-pod

A wannabe mp3 knockoff of the apple i-pod.

I wanted an i-pod for christmas but got this fa-pod instead.

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Coon Pods

Coon Pods are air Pods with wires for Niggas. You're average nigga will be carrying around some trash 2016 wired Air pods. He will definitely be listening to Rap. You can only play a song is their are at least 61 words per minute.

Darnell: YO LeSean there is a Coon hater he is going to steal our Coon pods
LeSean: Yo lets jump that kid and break his White pods

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