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Fake police without guns or dogs, all they get is a bus pass and a whistle
oh no the police are coming, don't worry it's just the transport police....they are fake police
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Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.
At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”
Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”
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ALL IT F***ING DOES ALL DAY IS GO WEEEEEE WOOOOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE WHTA THE
WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOi THAT IS SO F***ING LOUD THAT POLICE CAR IS SO ANNOYING WEEEEEWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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people who uphold a corrupt, racist system in the name of "enforcing laws"
self-aware person 1: did you hear? there were only 28 days in 2018 where police didn't kill someone. some days they killed 2 or more people.
self-aware person 2: oh shit? man, we have to defund them and put those billions of dollars into the community, education, or prevention.
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piggys that take your money your drugs and your lives
fuck the police them little piggy's going to die today
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Something dumb people do and make a total 360 on after they regret it
Person A: Things weren't too bad after a few days of gambling, but months later it's really starting to get to me
Person B: You just got defund the police'd
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An old TV show with a grand total of 6 episodes. It was the funniest, most creative spoof comedy show every created, and that is a fact. Not an opinion, a fact.
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