popcorn shuffle

a pick up line men commmonly give to women, it goes like such, "if my balls smelled like popcorn, and my balls were sprinkled with salt would your mouth be my butter?"

Hey Bitch, lets do the popcorn shuffle

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popcorn fart

When you eat to much popcorn in one night, you fart out a dry hurtful substance

" Becky I can't believe you did a popcorn fart on my couch !, go check you're pants"

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Popcorn Lips

When someone's lips are full and red after eating popcorn.

"You know, her lips are unusually big and smooth. . ." ~ "Naw, those are just popcorn lips."

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Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

It smell like popcorn

You are very proud of your fart, you are an altruist person , so you want share the odor with your friends and permit them to take a deep breath.

- Hey mate, it smell like popcorn, innit ?
- Damn bro, you farted ?

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Yall smell popcorn?

When you fart and prank someone into smelling it by asking "Yall smell popcorn?"

When Sora busted a mean fart he looked around and asked his friends "Yall smell popcorn?"

getcha popcorn ready

A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.

Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:

"Dear Reporters,

Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.

Sincerely,
Terrell Owens

P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"


Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"

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