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A place where little shits think they are privileged because they have to pay money to go to school. Hypocrisy is everywhere and bullying is rampant because teachers don't give a rats ass because they are too focused on giving more homework...or something. Minus God and uniforms (of which the khakis are made of cardboard), it's a carbon copy of public school. Most of the kids that attend this hell will forget about God once they leave anyway. Shoving a cactus up your ass will result in more pleasure and less pain than going to a private school
Paige: Why are us private school kids hated by everyone??
Robert: You are such a fucking retard lol
A school that is not funded by the government and taxes that you have to pay tuition for.
Private schools are NOT full of rich, snobby, white, spoiled kids.
Private schools are NOT that strict.
Private schools are the same thing as public schools, but you have to wear uniforms and pay tuition.
Person 1: Oh? That chick goes to a private school? She must be a total spoiled bitch.
Person 2: She has divorced parents who abuse her daily, and she’s also a really good friend.
Where rich affluent kids go to experience their formative years in private school. They swear that they are not privileged and that they are in the middle class of the economic scale. Where they will ask you why your parent didn't vote for the affordability act, while living in a HOA that make sure you pay a fine for what plants you have in your front yard.
I'm an anarcho-communist that rails against the system, the sexism and racism and fascism that exist. At my private school they said that all of us are equal only after a few of us paid the tuition fee.
An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.
Private Office, Jack speaking!
It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!
An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.
Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.
Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.
see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.
Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?
Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm
Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.
Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."