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It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.
Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.
Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object
Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash
When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so
Man:”You heard Jose and Carlos did a Puerto Rican hammock on that girl from 42nd?”
When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.
I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.
When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman
"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."
Adam Ramadan: He is a gay Puerto Rican who likes to see men kissing and touching meat to meat
HE has brown hair, brown freckles, white in complexion
curly hair like Egyptian perm
can't see or think straight
and he can't spell or write properly
#!. OMG Jessica did you see That Gay Puerto Rican in the hallway after Gym he was taking a boy next to the locker and was trying to tickle their butthole