Bum Pump

A Pump Like Instrument, That Is Used For Clearing Out Ones Rectum, Prior To Anal Sex.

John: Ima Do Her In The Arse Later.......

Tom: Make Sure She Bum Pumps First, Otherwise, She Will, Without A Doubt, Dirty On Your Cock Stick...

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Facetime and Pump

Like Netflix and chill but over facetime

Hey girl listen here why dont you hop on facetime so we can facetime and Pump.

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Pump Muffin

A cute looking girl who has somewhat of a muffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; One night stand material. Also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.

Alright, we got the three slam pieces, Jim, you got the pump muffin

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fuel pump

Urinating in a sexual partner's rectum.

Jim: So, did you pee in her butthole?

Matt: Absolutely, I fuel pumped the shit outta her.

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fm pumps

Fuck Me Pumps. Sexy shoes worn with the intention to attract sexual advances.

She wore her favorite FM Pumps to the bar.

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penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

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fist pumping

A ridiculous,inane activity which only tools and people from the Jersey Shore find exciting.

Me: Dude, last night was awesome. I got gang raped by every Playmate of the year from the last decade.
Jesrsey Tool:That was nothing,I was at the club fist pumping 'til the sun came up!

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