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n., pl. Refering to, or describing a pair of brests.
Lung Pumpkin, sl. - Refering to, or describing a single brest.
During last year's Superbowl halftime show, we were graced by one of Janet Jackson's beautiful Lung Pumpkins.
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The stinky seeds and stringy stuff you find inside a pumpkin. It gets cleaned out with a big metal spoon, and flung at your little sister as you carve the pumpkin for Halloween.
Mom, tell her to stop throwing pumpkin pyuck at me cuz it's sticking to my hair!
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A "stankle pumpkin" is a wife or girlfriend that really, really smells foul. The odor usually originates in the morning and during coitus.
(Note: stank lines may be seen rising from said stankle pumpkin's body, as if she were a cartoon)
John: I woke up this morning after having sex with my girlfriend.
Bob: And?
John: She stunk! I mean, she wanted me to go down on that and I was like, "Nah baby, I don't go down on stankle pumpkin's."
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A cum-pumpkin is a large pumpkin with six holes so six guys can fuck and have cumgasms which they all eat afterward.
We bought a cum-pumpkin, and tonight six of us cadets are going to work it over!
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The greatest pie ever. It has yummy flakey crust and a creamy pumpkin filling that has a slight cinnamon flavor. I recommend getting it from Costco because its so good and I could eat it all day everyday.
person 1: "I see you have some pumpkin pie from Costco"
person 2: "Yes I do and it is very scrumptious and i also have whipped cream because it tastes good onto of the pie."
person 1: "Can I have some"
person 2: "NO IT IS MINE FOREVER" *runs away screaming and throws his hands up in rage but drops the pie and then digs a hole, crawls into it and dies because he can't get another pie because they are out of stock at Costco*
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The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.
I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.
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As far as ALIEF SCHOOL DISTRICT, H-town Texas goes...the orange gymsuit you have to wear when you forget to bring your blue shorts & gray shirts. Often smells unclean and causes the wearer to wonder if it has been washed since yesterday and--more urgently--who was the last one to wear it the period before you arrived.
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