putting on the latex

the act of masturbating using a rubber glove.

person 1: you get any action last night ?
person 2: I was about to but then she laid me off so I ended up going home and putting on the latex.

Putting in the Resume

The act of putting in a good feeling with your friend’s girlfriend so then when they breakup your there for her as backup

“Yo, you see Jon getting really friendly with Matt’s girl”
“Ya bro, he be putting in the resume”

put it in the mixer

Putting it in the mixer is when you whip the ball into the box.(soccer) you can also use it in other multiple scenarios such as getting into trouble.

“Hey Johnny, put it in the mixer!”

“Get in the mixer!”

“Put him in the mixer!”

man putting

Man putting. Is a creamy shit put in the bowl with whipped cream and Cherry

Oh man Garrett love eating man putting.

put nard

A particularly disgusting nard at the end of a put (i.e., at the end of gut so big that it merges with the penis - equivalent to a gunt for wickedly obese men).

Jack is a quintessential put nard; note the wispy hair, jenny warts, and strong odor of sour milk.

figure it put

Someone says this if they are madly in love with you and obsessed

I’m really figure it put to this girl

Putting it in the Fridge

The act of shoving ice so far up your lady's pussy that it reaches her uterus. Making it so that when you stick it in her, it's like you're putting it in a fridge.

' Hey Bro I was putting it in the Fridge last night '

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