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Raised Ranch Redneck

Used as a derisive term for an individual who espouses a “country” mentality despite having been born and living in the suburbs and therefore being totally removed from it. These persons will typically drive a large truck without actual need or practical use thereof, and wear camouflage clothing to Wal-Mart to signify their status. Country music, seldom used motorsports gear, and fast food are also trademarks of the lifestyle. They are commonly found in the Southeastern United States but may be found throughout the nation.

See that "country" boy driving that F150 past the mall? He really needs it to drive to work and back. What a raised ranch redneck.

meanwhile, back at the ranch

A humerous phrase indicating a simultanious happening.

Derived from old Western TV shows or movies. Something exciting would be happening out on the range somewhere (or in town, etc), but at the same time something else would be happening at the home base, i.e. the ranch.

The bank is being robbed by Smoky Joe and the Goatnose Gang! Will Whitehat Willy be able to foil the desperadoes in time?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, little Betsy has discovered a gold nugget in the family's stream.

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Whitely Peak Ranch

A wannabe cow ranch with some of the most pathetic trout fishing. A place where horses respond to coyote callers and where city slickers live out there dreams to be cowboys. It is just west of Kremmling CO aka Kremtucky!!

Yo Bro you headin to Whitely Peak Ranch? Yeah man going to catch some guppies and get me a mustache ride....

Dude I just got back from Whitely Peak Ranch learned how to fall off a dirt bike and roll an ATV

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Egyptian Ranch Dressing

When a group of guys ranch on your face and then shove your head in the sand, making for a creamy, gritty facial.

I was out with the guys and they got Egyptian Ranch Dressing all over my face.

Carrot Dipped in Ranch

A white person who appears to be a good and friendly sweet person, but is really just as mean and racist as Donald Trump, making them orange on the inside. They are very hard to spot and sly people.

"You know, I really thought he was a cool person, but after making that racist comment, he is a carrot dipped in ranch."
"That carrot dipped in ranch needs to stop running his mouth and being so racist!"