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when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.
"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."
A clear warning to watch your mouth!
Dental records are of what was said, & how it was said...
"I'll need you dental records... just in case."
Recording software/application used by George Lopez himself, Alex the Great and all of the 14 founders in Candad.
Otherwise known as the second George Lopez effects.
This video isn’t real, it’s made with BDMR recordings
When you put something on a stream.
If you pre-record something and put it on the stream and it streams you of the recording, foreshadowing (aka. forecasting) it
Do you know what BDMR recordings are?
When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors
“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”
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