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religion

What just about everyone in this world makes fun of .... until when after they die and stand before God, they (the non-believers) crap their pants.

For some, it takes a crisis in life to wake them up, where they go to God for help. Some people are too ignorant to do so, where they miss out on the blessings God gives people who accept him and Jesus Christ.

Everyone in this world has the right to risk burning in hell for not believing in God and accepting Jesus Christ as our savior.

Person #1: "Religion is so bogus! There isn't a God! Where's the proof?! I believe in this flawed world, not the bible. You're just wasting your time on religion man! Religious people are dumbasses! TEHEHE!!!"

Person #2: Ha! Make fun of it all you want. We will all see one day who the dumbass is. It must suck thinking that when we all die, that's it, no more life.

by Kevin Johnny March 26, 2007

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religion

Totally for gays, hypocrits and old people! get a real life COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only old people, gays and hypocrits go to church, why bother?

by Aaron January 15, 2004

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religion

The greatest form of emancipation known to man.
A way to find meaning in an otherwise insipid existence.

little child: Daddy, why do animals have no religion?

dad: Because they think and feel like the vast majority of people.

by asc asc July 11, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


religion

Early sport. Allowed tribes to form into competing teams for various games (football, polo, Lion-feeding).

1-0 to the Christians! 1-0 to the Christians!

Cheer up Mu-hammed, O what can it be?
You've got a shit religion and a shit football te-am!

by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

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religion

bullshit

Nigger you chatting religion

by Jamesyb October 28, 2018

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Religion

The load of crap keeping everyone sane.

*Your Facebook info*

Religion: Atheist

by Rammsteinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn February 20, 2010

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religion

it equates to myth, folklore, fable, fairy tales, stories that have been recycled over and over since the known civilization to humankind. You name it, it's been there - creation, adam and eve, the deluge, moses's existence, yahweh, jesus, virgin birth, crucifixion, resurrection, old and new testaments, heaven, hell and so on and so on. therefore, if man told these stories, then they are not from God for God is a spirit, our conscience and that's about it.

myth folklore fairy tale epic religion

by monkeybusiness! August 7, 2011

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