Not your grandpa's skis. Strap a pair of these greased up snow hogs on your feet and you will know deep in your loins what it means to be a renegade demigod flying straight out of hell and down the slopes. "When did I grow a porn stache, and why is there an overwhelming mane of diamond plated mullet streaming off my skull?" you will ask yourself. but then you hear it...that angelic whine that can only be Van Halen's "Running With the Devil" playing on repeat inside your head..emanating from every pore on your body in an awesome wave.
Skier 1: "I wouldn't strap on those Slick Rickys brah "
Skier 2: *straps on Slick Rickys* "Brah it's fine, they're just norma-RUUUNNNIIN WITH THE DEVIIIIIIIIL"
rock god adonis skiing denim dan truffle butter
A girl who's vagina is so big Ricky was able to use it as a bridge and get to the U.S.A
Yea I used Rickys sister last night
Canadian God, aka, God in his purest form.
And Ricky Berwick said, let there be Reese's.
“Whether you call them trains, choo-choos, snake monsters, stiff Rickys, ground yachts, or chugga chuggas, these traveling death traps indeed touch all of our lives.”
Mad dude, also called 75. Definitely a gang banger in disguise with crazy prison tats hidden.
Yo Ricky Pablo!
April 20th is worldwide ricky day where you get as fucked up as you position can Smoking a shit ton of dope and Getting drunk as fuck today is the day where you can do whatever you want it’s just a bit different because it’s Ricky day
Holy fuck Julian it’s Ricky day!
a handsome man that you see in a crowd and know he comes with bad intentions
"too many slicky ricky's at the club tonight"
"he a fine ass man but he a slicky ricky"
"I love lookin' at a slicky ricky but I ain't down for one"
"a slicky ricky is here...look but don't touch"