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A humanoid sex machine, used for lonely and single people to treat it as their substitute human lover, since they can't find a real human to hook up with, thanks to unfaithful lovers, low self-esteem issues, ugly looks, or a bad hygiene. Moreover, single people can engage sexual intercourse with sex robots without any risks of getting pregnant or deadly STDs. Similar to masturbation, Sex robots are a form of safe sex, so single people can imitate pornographic sexual techniques, such as vaginal sex, genital fingering, a blowjob, cunnilingus, anilingus, and anal sex, whatever they please to sex robots. Woefully, sex robots are still in their infancy. In other words, sex robots are not mostly functional and they don't look and act almost exactly like humans yet until a few decades or so pass by and humans being engaged to sex robots will be normalized by 2050. By that time, sex robots will make the human population to gradually decrease, which is beneficial to conserve more resources for earth's biodiversity.
Just like with future technologies, including 3D printers, virtual reality, nano-machines, and automation, sex robots will enhance the lives of people by a huge margin. On the other hand, once misogynists or incels acquire their own sex robots and sex robots' artificial wombs for breeding purposes, those virgin losers will either abandon women or even go on a shooting rampage against women or feminists. All because of those pricks couldn't have a one-night stand with women. I don't mind sex robots, but I wish those angry dudes can just take a chill pill and seek out other ways to enjoy life.
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a click robot is like, da coolest piece of shiznit ever created in da history of man. it's like this little piece of electronics with a screen and sometimes it likes to kill you and imprint things in your skin, yo.
deftly used on achewood cartoon. poor philippe.
my click robot has a heart that beats and you can make him excited.
Franz, you got your click robot in the mail? I want to make him pee his pants and die.
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The awesomest and one of the most addicting games (also slightly effeminate) ever!! You will enjoy running through the purple fields and flying through the air leaving magic rainbow trails, all the while smashing through stars to chase your dreams! And it has a pretty damn good song.
Jim: Why didn't you call me last night?
Frank: Sorry i was to busy chasing my dreams in Robot Unicorn Attack!
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Two unmanned hyper-intelligent robots hellbent on rewriting the history books.
They are regarded by some to be harbingers of bad luck, others insist that Tiny Robot Army is an omen of death.
In some myths, Tiny Robot Army is a version of Ogoun, a personification of a god who presides over politics and war.
Yet others describe Tiny Robot Army to be more like a cool Latin wind, smoothly flowing in and out of what we know as existence....
Use # 1
"I am a douche and need to hear something incredible, maybe I will contact Tiny Robot Army!" - You
Use # 2
"We need a new phrase to describe unimaginable depravity and filth.... hmmm..... i got it! We'll call it Tiny Robot Army!"
- Some Guy Somewhere
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the definition of FUN. chase your dreams of gliding with dolphins as a robot unicorn that jumps with rainbows and smashes through stars while listening to a very catchy tune that is as hilarious and addictive as the game. after hours of non-top playing you will find yourself singing "open your eyes and see, that your eyes are open"
status update:
reached 100,000 on robot unicorn attack today after 3 hours of game play
comment:
bet you cant beat 123,000 bitch. I chase my dreams better than you on my iphone now
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Robot love is somethingwomen just don't get, for example, if someone was to say "You wouldn't pull one of my lines off anyway, not without moonwalking. Stick to your robot love." but there was a comma missing. Love being common speak for "woman".
Most women would put two and two together, and get something retarded, like "Zarong".
Man: You wouldn't pull one of my lines off anyway, not without moonwalking. Stick to your robot love.
Woman: Oh there is a comma missing! Never mind, he must be talking about when transformers make out?
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When your dream goes in and out of random skits that last a few seconds and are full of random hilarity,sex,odd things,and you have no control over what happens.
man I had a robot chicken dream last night first I was at home with Megan fox then I was in Mexico getting attacked by a swarm of cockroaches with sombreros