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very loose bowel movements that come out of the rectum under high pressure, sometimes followed by a large quantity of air (e.g. 'air breathing' rocket ass)
diarrhea of such character as to resemble the contrail from a rocket launch
"Dude, I got the worst case of rocket ass the last time I ate tacos in Juarez!"
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A slow car, usually a 4 cylinder mitsubishi lancer or hyundai excel that is 'riced' up by the owner by putting stickers all over it and adding a rear wing (for extra downforce on the rear to improve acceleration in their front wheel drive car). Other common 'modifications' include the infamous 'drain pipe' exhaust system, and 'lowering' - which is done by cutting the springs with a pair of pliers or tin-snips. The drivers of these sorts of cars are usually young teenagers who have no clue about cars, and actually think their car is 'fast' - and then either refuse to race a decent car (because they know they'll get annihilated), or get absolutely humiliated when they do.
The other night this guy in this rice rocket was revving his engine at the lights, trying to get me to race him... so I laughed a bit at first, then thought 'hmm why not'. He took off as fast as he could, and was wondering why he couldn't pass me when I was just staying beside him at half-throttle. Then I dropped back a gear and nailed it, hitting full-boost and leaving the poor ricer in a cloud of smoke about 15 car lengths behind.
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A pyrotechnically modified water rocket.
To make a wooley rocket, you just wrap tin foil around a water rocket and then ultra-fine steel wool around the tin foil.
Pump up the rocket with water and get it ready to launch. Then light the steel wool with a nine-volt battery and send it on it's way.
The rocket looks like a big fire-ball arching across the sky. Have a fire extinguisher ready though when it lands as it will definitely set whatever it lands on fire!
On the fourth of July I set off my wooley rocket and burned down my neighbors house.
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noun
1) A gun that launches rockets. Not so hard, is it?
2) A weapon used against tanks in the military.
Soldier: Bad news, Commander. A lot of tanks are coming.
Commander: We need Rocket launchers, then.
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a closed upward fist aimed at or around the buttocks and or asshole region. The "rocket" thrusts to strike the bottom of the ass. (usually between the 2 cheeks)... thrown in an angry or humorous manner. used primarily to strike to the back of an opponent. The user can bend down and swing into the Dildo-Rocket to get more leverage (this is recommended for more pain)
*Inverted Dildo-Rocket's also exist, but those target the penis area, and are much easier to see coming.
"Ow, you punched my asshole! what the fuck is that?"
"A Dildo-rocket!"
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I made your mom a nice dutch rocket in shop class today
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A machine that sits in the garage during the winter months in most states in the U.S.
Since it was wet outside, Donny had to drive his Geo Metro to work instead of his crotch rocket.
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