When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.
Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.
Deep-fried and battered foreskins.
You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?
When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.
Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.
The act of climbing a mountain in order to perform sexual actions on a wild bear while covered in honey and sperm.
Can't for our trip this weekend Pam, we might have to do the rocky mountain bullet
The act of placing one genitalia (ball bag) into a girls anus while inserting the shaft into the vagina
I can’t believe I was able to pull off the Rocky Mountain dip
A chronic condition passed on to you by the failed beauticians at Great Clips, in which your hair has peaks and valleys very similar to those of the Rocky Mountains.
"Look at John's Rocky Mountain hairline; he must have went to Great Clips"
The action of receiving a hand-job in a sleeping-bag when on a hike.
Man 1 -"Dude, I heard James got a Rocky mountain handy last week!"
Man 2 - "I didn't even know there was enough space in a sleeping-bag for that..."
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