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a person in the middle of a threesome
George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.
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Definition-1- The classic electronic memory game. The object of the game is to copy Simon's moves, each time you correctly match the lights and sounds, another light & sound is added. If you click out of order, you have to start over again.
Definition-2- The classic memory game. the player acting as 'Simple Simon' gets all the other players 'out' as quickly as possible; the winner of the game is usually the last player who has successfully followed all of the given commands. A play is eliminated by following a command without "Simple Simon Says".
Definition-3- A clever way to express your thoughts when you're dissatisfied with something.
Example-1- I can't play simon says with you guys! Make sure to follow the lights!
Example-2- Who wants to play simons says with me? I'll be Simple Simon to start it off.
Example-3- Simon says, 3 hashtags per tweet is permissible. More than 3 and he gives you permission to SLAP YOURSELF.
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A British comedian known best as a co-host of Popworld and probably the best host of Never Mind the Buzzcocks. He also does stand-up shows and released a DVD called 'Do Nothing'. He's witty, funny, sharp, Jewish, gay and has adorable hair. When you look at him, you want to kiss him and wrestle him at the same time.
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks is shit without Simon.
- I know, nobody can replace him.
A good joke is a joke that needs a disclaimer, like Simon Amstell's joke about Courtney Love.
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The act of being sussy whilst being simone
Laylaa: hi
Simone: HEllo
Layla: stop being a sussy simone
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A fat slag who cheats on her lanky ginger boyfriend and ditches her mates for boys she don’t even know
Err is that simone Taylor she’s got a fishy fanny her
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Two amazingly hot and intelligent girls. They appear like innocent angels and you would never expect them to swear or drink, but get to know them and you will be shocked to find out just how dirty a sense of humor they process and how experienced they are.
Guy: wow, those girl is such sweethearts!
Person who knows them: fs, "Synnøve and Simone" are nothing like that!
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A very unpleasant woman. There is no good quality in her brain. A real cunt of a woman but that word is still not strong enough. she only thinks of herself and takes pleasure in the pain of others
Her: so what if I fucked you dad and ended your parent's marriage, then put my cigarette out in your grandma's ashes while taking a shit on your dog. I still got laid, didn't I?
Him: you are such A Simone Looze.
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