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when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?
I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!
When you are having vaginal sex and it slips in the wrong hole
Last night John and I were doing it and I swear he tried to dead sailor me on purpose!
After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.
i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.
A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.
Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"
Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."
A dope ass sandwich from a local sandwich shop. Or a fancy sex move where a male takes his penis and thrusts it into his partner’s booty hole to the song “Come Sail Away” by Styx.
The Jewish Sailor filled me up good last night.
A clothing brand established in Yeppoon.
known for their unreal, high quality clothing and sick as partys!
Bro 1: “Bro he’s wearing a Mad Hueys shirt”
Bro 2: “Yeah but it ain’t no Slippery Sailor Shirt”
A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.
Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!