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Another term for morning glory;
When a man wakes up in the morning with an erection he ‘salutes the dawn’ by standing to attention
Man1: How was your morning?
Man2: Good thanks but I woke up saluting the dawn so hard I had to wake up my partner to help me deal with it
The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.
After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.
Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.
Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.
Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?
The salute given to a person, place, or thing that succinctly sums up a person's feelings toward a given subject.
Our Dear Leader so inspired me I had to give a Putzitis Salute!
When somebody enters the room and you greet them with a toot.
Sally toots just as Jenny walks into the room
Sally yells "Toot Salute!"
The ‘middle finger’ given to the mainstream media, liberal politicians or any critics of President Trump or the Trump Administration. The Trump salute is often given metaphorically by President Trump. President Trump, Trumper, the Orange King, Trump chumps, Trumpnado, Trump armor, Trump army, Trumpestuous, 45, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, make America great again, Trump bump, mainstream media, lamestream media, liberals, DC swamp, up yours
I’m glad Trump gave Congress the Trump salute, they mess with him all of the time.
The act of forcing one self to vomit by putting two to 3 fingers down your throat after alcoholic over indulgiance.
My mate was so pissed up on whiskey he had to perform a Bulimia Salute so he could drink some more.