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Some gay girl from Pembroke. We all hate her.
Sammy Huynh.
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A sexual act made by the chupacabra
I hear the chupacabra knows how to treat a lady, he gave her a cock sammy.
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sum one who be bling blingin and lowley haters need to diss cause they aint eva gonna get into the mlb. cause they white.
man you need to lay off of sammy sosa, he still kicks so much ass.
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You pour skim milk on your dick then lube up her middle toe. Then slide your flaccid milk covered penis in between her middle toe and slightly bigger toe. Then she forcefully slaps your head of your penis about. Then she proceeds to pull out a permanent maker that was originally in he slimy pussy, it is now covered in slimy pussy juice. And with her perky tits takes off the cap of the marker. Then she begins to draw a cat face on your head. Then she goes "Meow Baby" and begins to aggresively ram the marker up the dick hole that is covered with milk, doing this is makes your previously flaccid penis now hard AF. Then slowly sliding her foot away from your nob then she gets her newborn pussy cat to lick off all the milk off the now marker filled dick. Then slides a moldy potato onto your dick and then begins to carve the potato into a clown face and accidentally slits your dick open and the blood pours everywhere into love heart. Then she proceeds to slide her knees along the ground through the bloody love heart and then screams at the top of her lungs bloody hell
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To lose one's virginity to a disease ridden prostitute despite having been given offers of morally acceptable sex from willing females.
"O! Is Ianto gonna stick one up Fanny tonight?"
"No mate, he said he couldn't be arsed with making conversation, think he might do a Sammy D in Amsterdam".
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ahahahahahaha, dumbass Plinkton Cyclopes! mind redefining your definition? lose close games? sosa a problem? where are the orioles now, you say? oh my! and where are those beloved cubs of yours? lololol thats right, they aint even gonna get a chance to choke, and still have to pay off his salary! haha the cubs are his bitches!
"Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch."
Source: Plinkton Cyclopes
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The hoeyest hoe-bag you will ever find. They are spawns of Satan. Never date one or they will use you, abuse you, and cheat on you. Save yourself before it's too late.
Person 1: oh look there's Sammy boy!
Person 2: Look what the cat dragged in, the hoe-bag himself
Person 1: oh who's he fucking in the corner there? A different girl? What happened to that other girl?
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