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A San Francisco pillow fight consists of a group of skinny-jean and scarf wearing dudes taking turns flogging each other with their yam bags. The victor is determined by whomever can withstand the most scrotes without blowing their nut guppies all over the place.
Oh man, I was involved in the most intense San Francisco pillow fight, the other day. By the end of it, it looked like a Cinnabon store exploded!
When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.
Ace said to Gary " I want to do the San Francisco Fire Hydrant tonight."
When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe
When someone, usually male, takes a fatal amount of laxatives and starts to shit out his intestines, a technique my dominatrix taught me (her name is Barbara).
"When you're feeling bonged up just turn into a San Francisco Slushie!" "I think imma die!"
When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.
Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.
When a male and female have sexual intercourse by the male putting his testicles in the females anus and she poops all over them.
Damn last night I gave that bitch the san francisco meatball.
A mythical position where two homosexual men are simultaneously pitching and catching at the same time.
"I've seen DVDA once but I've only ever heard of the san francisco twister."