A random pharse to replace cuss words.
Instead of saying fuck I just died say Saucy Sliverware I just died.
When a woman’s lips are shut and you see the three main sauces drip out of the burger. (Mayo = cum, mustard = squirt and chunky salsa = period)
If a man says ‘let me eat your saucy burger’ he’s a keeper!
Alaster loves to fuck saucy apples he shoves one up his concave every day