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A demon bird that comes out of nowhere and hunts you down until you give it food. Then it shits on you. And then it attacks you for more food
Man: these fucking seagulls need to leave make alone!
When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.
Dude, I served lunch to a flock of the screaming seagulls.
Getting 2 foot kicked in the back of the head and then shat on
Had a right goer last night pal, she wanted the Angry seagull
When someone panics on a first date.
Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.
Seagull Frenchfry
I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom
I took an upper decker in Rob Klein’s bathroom at Camp Seagull
When your fucking on the beach and you put your dick in salt water and fuck her it is called this called this cause the sound she makes.
Man I wanted to try something different last night so gave her the wet seagull on the beach