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A dumb ass who says scuba Steve way too fuckin much.
Goddamnit Christopher Seals shut the fuck up.
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When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.
Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.
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Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.
Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.
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The most autistic meme that has ever existed in the GAYDAY 2 steam forums. It is represented by :awkward:. OVERKILL Software when even further and put this shit meme as an official mask that no one uses.
:awkward: :awkward: :awkward: *insert ascii art here* seal mask am i cool yet xDD
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When a woman has unprotected sex with 5 or more men in a 4 hour period, she develops a seminal wall inside her vaginal cavity. This wall is nearly impenetrable and can only be breached by passing urine or douching.
Baby Carlos: Damn! that girl was "breaking the seal" all over everyone last night.
Adult Carlos: Grossss! i know. I heard some girls got pregnant from it, hope they got 500 bucks or a coat hanger.
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The only way to get ride of the current dictator is to seal-the-deal.
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