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seat tax

a phrase that is to be said when about to steal someone elses seat. this must be done after 3 seconds or phrase is invalid and taxation becomes illegal upon which you must redeem the seat to its original occupant.

1-2-3 seat tax. unlucky chinsy seat is mine now. ha ha ha.

by Seany L September 27, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


seat gypsie

A person or group of people who often move their seat at lunch, sporting event, or any other place in fear of having to sit next to someone they do not deem as cool.

Parker- Why do those kids always start a new table at lunch?
Jon- They're seat gypsies...

by Jamean Noits September 19, 2010

48๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


toilet seat

An inconsistency in someone's characteristics, behaviours, beliefs or actions. Refered to as such because, like a toilet seat, they're always undecidedly "up and down" about whatever it is.

"Is Jim going to the party on Saturday?"

"Naw. He's being a toilet seat about it."

by D. Gould January 22, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.

Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!

by u_lost January 17, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Seat humper

a derogatory term for a bike rider

there's skaters, fruit-booters, andthen there's seat humpers

by Darkk October 14, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


seat biter

clenching your buttcheeks so hard together that it tears off part of the car seat,usually from bad driving.

Clay took took that corner so fast, I became a seat biter.

by lorilovesthesteamer August 9, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ho' seat

in reference to a car with a bench seat if you don't have a window seat then you are the ho' bitch seat or any middle spot beteewn three people

when your inside a car that has a bench seat, and there's 3 people there, the middle spot is the ho' seat (ie: male ho'seat male or chick ho' seat chick like in a booth at a resturant or any other seats built for three.

by hardmic February 16, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž