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When you finish peeing, and you pull your pants up and pee a little more in your pants.
"hey bro, did you piss your pants?"
"No, I just experienced second pee."
"Lol"
Hispanic hood located in East End, Houston, Texas
Where you from?
Second ward, nigga
I'm from deuce ward
A screen during any installation in Windows showing "1 second remaining" that lasts a few minutes.
"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."
"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
(noun)
~ a person who repeats a joke because they thought others didn't hear it
~ someone who assumes that because people didn't laugh they didn't hear the joke they just told so have to need to repeat it
We heard you the first time, you second taker.
Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.
Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
Something that is disgusting, displeasing or boring.
Urrrgh that is second rate man.
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Using a toilet or lavatory immediately after someone has completed making a bowel movement. The second person must then suffer the stench left by the previous tenet.
Bill beat me to the bathroom, so I had to take stinky seconds.
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