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that person who is generally being seedy all the time and filling their time doing seedy things such as going to stalker bars at their school and staying in the lockers being seedy looking through the window.
omg you guys are such seedy mcseed seeds going to the bars and trying to hide near the wall! stop being so seedy lol kendra sasha tiahn etc
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The very words that will get any girl to sleep with them and “Take there seed”.
1. I told that cum dumpster to “take my seed bitch” and she slobber my mother******* knob and rode me.
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To give a blow job until the guy cums in your mouth!
She got down on her knees and attempted to suck seed.
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Not taking immediate action in a confrontation thus creating a shit tree for the problems to grow on.
"Jerry's being such a dick, but lets just plant a shit seed and let grow into a shit tree, which will make a shit storm."
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You shart and then you think you sat in some berries, remembering that you had eaten tomatos the night before, Thus finding tomato seeds in your sharty liquid.
I think I sat in something, oh no I'm having a Danny tomato seed.
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When a woman takes a shot of everclear distilled liquor, that a man has ejacutlated into.
Damn, that bitch Jamie is a freak. I gave her a shot of everclear and she said she wanted a Texas Seed Shot
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An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.
Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself
Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food
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