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Porridge flavoured gunk
"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
A semen oath is much like a blood oath. Except everyone partaking in the past ejaculates in their own hand then shakes it with the other members.
Roberto, Mike and Garrett made a semen oath over who would be who's bestman
A magician the comes to adult parties and uses semen in their magic tricks.
Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!
Next size up from a Cum Dumpster.
She's slept with so many dudes her vagina is a semen landfill.
a racial slur towards the Caucasian peoples.
A. you are nothing but a no good chink
B. well youre nothing but a god damn semen roach
A. what did you say
B. you heard me you semen roach
The social paper trail that is left after a man has sex with too many girls.
Melanie recently left her husband, all she had to do was follow the semen trail to know who he's been with.
When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.
Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.