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When you blow you're load in a woman. Nothing but pregnancy
Dude#1. Yo, i came inside her, now she's pregnant.
Dude#2 Nothing but pregnancy, semen swish.
Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
Disease state characterized by raspy, high-pitched voice that usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.
After drinking 12 beers last night, Larry had a raging case of semen voice and no one could understand what he was saying.
When semen { from another's or yours penis} shoots into your eye causing the affected area to turn pink for a minimum of 5 days
Chase: hey angel
Angel: yeah?
Chase: me and christian were Netflix and chilling and he gave me semen sight
Angel: You're a faggot, you know that chase?
Chase: yeah....
A magician the comes to adult parties and uses semen in their magic tricks.
Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!
Next size up from a Cum Dumpster.
She's slept with so many dudes her vagina is a semen landfill.
a racial slur towards the Caucasian peoples.
A. you are nothing but a no good chink
B. well youre nothing but a god damn semen roach
A. what did you say
B. you heard me you semen roach