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When you blow you're load in a woman. Nothing but pregnancy
Dude#1. Yo, i came inside her, now she's pregnant.
Dude#2 Nothing but pregnancy, semen swish.
A shot of half Fireball and half Rumpleminze
3 shots of Satan's semen please, and lemon drop for the ladies
When semen { from another's or yours penis} shoots into your eye causing the affected area to turn pink for a minimum of 5 days
Chase: hey angel
Angel: yeah?
Chase: me and christian were Netflix and chilling and he gave me semen sight
Angel: You're a faggot, you know that chase?
Chase: yeah....
Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
Disease state characterized by raspy, high-pitched voice that usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.
After drinking 12 beers last night, Larry had a raging case of semen voice and no one could understand what he was saying.
A playful epithet used to describe the offspring of two people outside of wedlock.
Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.
When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.
“Yo you wanna come to my semen sauna tonight”