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A band from Brooklyn who make music videos with GIANT ORGIES. And they wear high heels and a lot of eye liner.
"Did you see semi precious weapons last nighht?"
"Dude yeah they looked like chicks but they aren't."
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A smart phone which randomly creates new words during texting making communication difficult.
Damn this semi-smart phone sucks!!! Love the blame game!
(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.
also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.
also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.
DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).
similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.
friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."
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1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.
2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.
3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.
I have a period and I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer! Darn it.
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Like a pro ho, the female who goes for guys strictly because of their athletic prowess, but works it a tier lower, in the semi-pro field.
She's all about the cat 3 racers. What a semi-pro ho.
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A football league for people who won't let the dream of becoming a football star die. The word "pro" is misleading, since these people don't actually get paid to play football, and a lot of teams don't even have any real requirements for who they'll let play.
Also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since passed them by.
Bill: Hey Rick, I heard Tony is playing Semi-Pro Football.
Rick: Yeah, that's pretty sad. He just won't let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.
Bill: Oh I know. This is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.
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An up-and-coming glam-rock band, with songs "Magnetic Baby", "Semi Precious Weapons", and more. Consisting of: Justin Tranter (Vocals), Cole Whittle (Bass), Dan Crean (Drums), Stevy Pyne (Background Vocal, Guitar)
Sid: Omigod, great new glam rock band.
Idiot: Glam Rock is retarded.
Sid: Really? Then why do you have Semi Precious Weapons on your iPod! Ha!
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