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to force the shaft into the muff
Melanie is hot, my friends keep telling me I should shaft her bird.
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A very sad penis with a giant helmet and no neck. aka Mushroom tip. GNome hat or bridget the midget.
Carla; Josh is all head and no shaft.
bianca: You'd been better off getting a butt plug
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When you poop in the glovebox of sombodies car.
That fucking customer pissed me off so I gave her car the Shaft Foshizzle Special.
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form of measurement;
Comparison of shaft length and hand-size in a formula for measurement of penis size;
the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis shaft and the hand gripping it;
the quantitative relation between a penis and a hand;
the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis and a hand.
He said he's a solid 8 inches and sent you a picture? Did you use the hand to shaft ratio to determine if this is true?
If you go off of the fact that "a hand" is a form of measurement, based on the width of a grown man's hand, understood to equal 4 inches, you can use the hand to shaft ratio to determine the object size at hand.
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During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Mexican heritage.
In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Mexican flag shaft.
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one way to tell someone to suck your fucking cock