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When you disappear or go hiding from work for over 45 minutes.
Ashley was pulling a Shane yesterday at work.
The layer of pipe king of pythons, shane will murder you with dick punches to the anus may lord have mercy on your holes.
omg look out behind you its shane the destroyer
or
what is that dangling on the ground oh that is just the destroyer don't let that thing wrap around you
attractive to all sasmithas
mann.... shes sucha japhelle shane
got me kinda drippy ngl
A big boy who resides in the streets of ramhood. He often eats for days and sleeps all afternoon. A 4 letter athlete he stand out in almost nothing he does. As he gets older he just gets a little bigger. He is known for tearing his acl,mcl, being concussed,and breaking his arm all in one game. Besides this he really is the greatest human alive
"I was at the wawa and i saw a Shane Mcgarth eating 6 donuts in the parking lot."
You're a Shane Nigam when you've achieved inner peace and you recognize everything as part of nature. Side effects are yelling out one-love in every other situation, doing weird stuff like posting an Instagram status every other minute or so.
Everybody wants to be friends with him.
Girl 1: "Girls, drink or smoke, pick one!"
Guy: "I can't, I like all three of them equally."
Girl 2: "I think we've got a Shane Nigam here."
a tall, autumn aesthetic bruv. according to UD, bickle has a pickle. is really sweet, and prefers waffles over pancakes because they have “syrup pockets.” wants to utilize fruit roll ups in more ways than one. a noise to describe shane? BOING, BOING, BOING. looks great in sunglasses and can sing “hotel room service” word for word which is really hot ngl. he’s packing front and back. kid’s got cake. is on the road to uphill potential. he thinks his gf is cool whether or not he likes to admit it ( high words are sober thoughts ;) ). desires to be the only pumpkin king.
girl: do you know shane kelly?
other girl: the one that dressed up as daphne?
other other girl: the one with the banana costume?
girl: yeah, that’s him!
Unofficial addendum to Robert's Rules of Order, invoked when no one in the room actually knows anything about the current topic of conversation. Once invoked all discussion of the named topic must cease and a new topic of conversation should be chosen.
"Chicken eggs are unfertilized that's why they don't hatch."
"Why would they be laid if they weren't fertilized? The chicken just needs to sit on them and then they would turn into chicks."
"Do either of you know what you're talking about?"
"No."
"No."
"Shane rule!"