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Melissa loves Shawn Mendes

Melissa is a person who loves Shawn Mendes. She is crazy bout him . Melissa loves to watch Shawn Mendes edits and Sc record them. Melissa and Shawn will Probably date 2019 ❀️ coming soon

Shawn* Breathes*

Melissa *heart attack of his perfection *

That's the definition of "Melissa loves Shawn Mendes"

by ShawnsWife October 12, 2018

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

29πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


William Shawn Kirk

A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.

Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.

by ButtMuncher456 January 19, 2022


pulling-a-shawn

This is when one says they will join an invent, but all around knows that is not to be true.

Example of pulling-a-shawn: Ek is daar, moet nie worry, count me in. I miss this for nothing!

by uhm73 May 28, 2023


Shawn Mk

Shawn Mk is a South African content creator. He produce hip hop music and Afro pop. He began his career in 2022

Listen to Shawn mk's music

by Smkpix July 10, 2024


Shady Shawn

Shady Shawn is a corrupt Sheriff who allows sexual assault, blows taxpayer money and owes thousands in back child support. His shady antics are covered by a thin blue veil.

Shady Shawn is up to no good again, he just spent another $100k and promoted a sexual predator.

"Hey Bro, don't be a Shady Shawn!"

"That dude is as crooked as Shady Shawn!"

by _Jake November 23, 2019


Shawn logic

Extremely contradictory logic including lies joke funny comments eventually the truth is told

Gingers often have shawn logic

by the-fail July 8, 2011