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jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.

Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!

by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025


Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022


Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after

How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 14, 2025


Shelfing

During intercourse, the act of putting in just the balls (no penis) into the vagina

“Bro did you hit
Nah we just went shelfing

by 69coochie-man69 October 04, 2021


Shelfing

When a person comes up behind a female and places their arms around them in a hug, the arms are placed under the bosom and are squeeze so the breasts bounce up a bit.

The dirty old man was shelfing his younger friend.

by H. D. Mort March 25, 2021


Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 04, 2014


ikea shelf builder

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.

Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?

by Strive30005 September 21, 2017