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A girl that i personally thought to be quite attractive until she tried to be punk and enter the music industry because of her sisters fame.
"Screw you ashlee simpson, your not hot anymore"
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Ewan Simpson is a fat speccy lad who gets hard in shopping centres because all of the clothes (He has a fetish for clothes) he eats dairy only even though he's lack toes and toller ant. He masturbates to little children singing on Britain's got talent and is best friends with all the special kids. You will normally find him in a hole or a basement of some mad scientist. He is also a wet carrot munching popcorn fork . His family swim and get kicked out of the special Olympics becayse they are too speedy for downies. He watched love island for a quickie with his dog. He is overall a bit weird.
Person 1: he's so weird
Person 2: oh yeah, that's Ewan Simpson
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When the male partner ejaculates into the condom, holds it between the fingers as a slingshot, and then slings the load into their partners face.
Last night I was doing val doggy style when I Bart Simpsoned the back of her head. She didn't know what hit her!
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The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!
Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime!
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Is some batty that doesn't have a job and sits on Xbox all day.
Uses bare wax in his hair, and is better known as WaxBoi
Have you seen Chris's hair? Yeah the fucking waxy cunt
Where's Chris Simpson? Bl8ts playin da xbox
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When Jessica first came onto the scene in 1999, no one cared about her. No one cared about her with her 2nd album. But once she got the reality show and pretended to be incredibly stupid, people paid attention to her and she is now the most overexposed person in Hollywood. I HATE HER WITH A PASSION.
Why do people care about her 6 years after she releases her first album?? Oh, I don't know, maybe because people get enjoyment out of people who pretend to be stupid for some reason.
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When the courts try to make up for all the wrongs ever done to a black person through OJ's redemption.
To Kill a Mockinbird is a racist book? That's okay, OJ Simpson is free.
Huckleberry Finn? That's okay, just think of OJ.
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