papa smurf

When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!

I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.

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choke the smurf

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)

Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf

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shadow smurf

black midget

that shadow smurf loves fried chicken

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what the smurf

can be used when mad and dont want to get in touble for cusing.Also can be used to be sweet like me

teacher:sit down for the 45th time
you:what the smurf did u say to me?
teacher:sit down
you:go smurf a smurfing smurf

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Smurf Poo

Plain and simple, 'Blu Tack'.

office clerk:"could you pass me the Smurf Poo please?, i need to stick some pictures to the wall."
colleague:"sure!, here you go"

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Smurf Coke

Adderall 10 milligram pills, most often crushed and snorted in a semblance of cocaine, with an upper effect slightly resembling the same.

"Dude, I totally conned my psychiatrist into giving me a script for smurf coke."

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Purple Smurf

The act of being deep throated by a midget

I was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her

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