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This stupid statement is obviously wrong and if u think otherwise jump off a cliff
"Goku doesn't solo" - 🤡🤡🤡
*gets beat up by a sexy db fan*
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An instrumental solo (usually guitar) that is so chill that it sounds like it belongs in a coffee shop.
Ants of the Sky by Between the Buried and Me at 10:47 is a good example of a coffee shop solo.
A holiday celebrated on February 14th, instead of Saint Valentine's Day, to commemorate the ending to A New Hope when Han Solo turned the Millennium Falcon around and attacked the Death Star, the Galactic Empire's ultimate weapon and battle station the size of a small moon. Without his aid, Luke Skywalker's X-Wing would've been shot down by Darth Vader and the Rebel Alliance would have been defeated. But Han Solo didn't do this for fame or fortune, he did it for Princess Leia, a girl who was banging her brother. He made himself into a fugitive wanted across the entire galaxy for a girl who showed no interest in him, and that is true love.
Guy: I thought of giving you chocolate and roses for Valentine's Day, but instead decided to get you this 8" Chewbacca figure for Han Solo's Day.
Girl: Oh I love you!
Guy: I know.
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Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.
"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
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Alain climbed 100 towers in 2011.😃😃😱
I went free solo
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After the break-up of a combo who were making sweet music together, the one who just ends up sitting alone in the dark reminiscing while he fingers his instrument is said to be pursuing a solo career.
So what happened to David Van Day after Dollar split up?
Oh, he's pursuing a solo career in the back of a burger van.
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Is when you are fucked multiple times in various holes,by one person for long periods at a time.
A.K.A. being JADER!!!
Raye was discombobulated after being Solo Gang Banged by Jader all night and morning....
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