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When your asshole is all shriveled and puckered out after being banged and it looks like it has been sucking on a lemon for an hour.
I banged her ass so hard that when i was done she had sour pucker ass.
Her asshole was so puckered that it looked like it was sucking on a lemon.
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Well, first off, have sex. Although, the female involved must have her Granny Panties on or at the ready! Near the end of sex when the guy starts to feel his giblets tingle and jingle, let him release his massive load in the Granny Panties. I bet your thinking oh, that's dumb. But wait, there is more. Now, the male must be ready to drop a fairly good sized deuce (poop). Deliver the goods in the Granny Panties on top of the cum. Now the female must pull up the Granny Panties and wear them the rest of the day.
1)Excuse me Miss, would you mind if I tried your sour melted brownie?
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Dominic: Hey Grandma, can I borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend Willanda can make a sour melted brownie?
Olga: Hey Suze, what is that smell? It wreaks.
Suze: Oh it's only a sour melted brownie. Dave gave it to me after a decent round of sex. I'm wearing it like a trophy.
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When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.
I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie
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A can of reddi-wip whipped cream that all the employees at baskin robins nut into during their break
I went to get the can of sour reddi-whip, but Cole was already using it on a customers chocolate cone.
While receiving a blow job, the action of finishing and dropping your load in the person's face and yelling "SWEET" followed by a cock slap and shouting "SOUR"
Jeremy: So I gave this girl some sweet and sour sauce last night
Chad: Wait you ordered Chinese food?
Jeremy: not exactly...
Guy: *while performing the action* SWEET.... AND SOUR
Girl: Ew, that wasn't sweet at all!
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When a female has acne in her vaginal area and, it pops and bleeds in your mouth when you eat her out. The male DOES ingest the foul liquid and continue.
I ate Jessica's sour cherry last night.
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Adjective- {vOice•Es•SouerR}
Four syllable phrase
When you argue so much that your voice becomes :sour
Like when you suck on a lemon
Sam: pe was rough today
Jianna: yea, arguing made my voice sour
Sam: same1!1!1! Now my voice is sour
Jianna:ugh
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