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Anyone from the South who espouses views making one wonder what their drug of choice is on any particularly given day. The description itself could mean the victim suffered a blow to the head while surfing one day, rendering him/her incapable of stimulating academic discussions.
Someone who parrots an unproven theory, like trickle down economics, without analyzing its effects has suffered from being a southern surfer.
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When a girl gives you a blowjob with chew in her mouth.
(At a redneck party)
Guy 1: Would you let that girl suck your dick?
Guy 2: Gross dude, she's got a dip in her mouth.
Guy 1: Wouldn't be my first Southern Blowjob.
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to invite one into your home, learn all you can about that person, then try your hardest to destroy that person because you're so unhappy with yourself and your own life that it's all you can do to make yourself momentarily happy.
Woman: You should come over to our house after service for some good old fashioned southern hospitality!
Young couple: We'd love to!
Woman later: She had a child out of wedlock and he's Asian! Tisk tisk, what has this town come to...
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A man who goes down for cunnilingus on a woman first. Thus he "goes south" to ensure the woman orgasms first. As a gentleman should.
Girl: he was a total southern gentleman. I came twice then he sung me "ring of fire."
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When the rear of the truck sits lower in the rear. Usually in southern Kentucky, Tennessee , and South Carolina. It's a new fad growing fast among the younger generation.
He's got the southern squat going on with that rig.
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The Southern Highlands is a popular place for tourists of all kinds, though it is a health hazard because it is one of the two plantation tracts of the Yimmoy, a toxic plant to most humans. And because this yellow liquidy substance is present, there is an enormous amount of Andolokingnols is the area, another extremely dangerous life form. Not only that, if the Andolokingnol finds any creature near the Yimmoy, it would kill it slowly and painfully, and because the Andolokingnol are so fast, you would have no chance of getting away. Now, back to the Southern Highlands- The Southern Highlands are situated on the Eastern side of Never Seen Whaling (NSW), inland of the coast. It is mountanous, and for it's posotion, quite dry. It snows regularly in the higher parts, though most of the time it is a peaceful and monotonous place. It is a 1 and a half to 2 and a half hour drive from Sydney, and the climate is usually mildly warm, overcast, frosty and dry.
Lily: 'Where ARE you taking us?'
Catherine: 'Ah, just to the Southern Highlands'
Lily: 'You're joking! We'll die surely, no doubt about it, the Yimmoy are toxic!'
Catherine: 'Well, yes, they are, but we won't be going anywhere near them of course, because if we did, we'd be gobbled up by the Andolokingnol before you could say 'Southern Highlands'!
Lily: 'That's exactly my point . . .'
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A southern ricer is a person who owns a pickup truck on lifted suspension and rediculous rims (usually Fuel rims). This person also has a large, loud, and most of the time cheap exhaust.
That F-150 driver is definitely a southern ricer, just listen to his exhaust!
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